Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel There's , what else do we need?

@kimmie@mastodon.social @SarcasmKid Of course it's a hoax

It's actually "intelligent falling" where the Flying Spaghetti Monster uses his noodly appendages to push everything down back towards the earth

@tipsytentacle I believe "land lubber" is the proper nautical term

ANNOUNCEMENT

Marmite is fucking awesome on crumpets

That is all

@kimmie@mastodon.social I remember seeing it and thinking "Oh, magic internet money, like that'll be a thing, stupid bloody idea"

Next thing I hear about it several years later "Bitcoin hits several thousand pounds per"

@kimmie@mastodon.social Hope it works out for you

I'm still mildly kicking myself for not buying in to bitcoin when it was still a dollar or less per coin thingy

@kimmie@mastodon.social Honestly, I'm still not sure what ethereum's actually for

People keep saying "SMART CONTRACTS" and "DAO" and I have no idea what they're on about

@kimmie@mastodon.social Ah, got yourself into some of them Dunning-Krugerrands have you?

@HTHR@cybre.space Well I'd be convinced

@SarcasmKid Luckily the majority of my German is "Ich bin ein Berliner" which can be used in two situations!

Either "I am a Berliner" or "I am a doughnut" depending on context

@HTHR@cybre.space @bea If anything I think that's probably a more painful mistake than any of the kind that leaves scars

@squirrel yes, very

@squirrel it's rate limiting so passwords can't be brute forced so easily

I'm sure there's a way to turn it off but I don't know how

@SarcasmKid Heh, live your dream Olivia, live your dream

@SarcasmKid I'm halfway expecting that one of these days you're just going to add wheels and a motor to a bed so you can drive around in it and never have to leave bed

@jalefkowit@octodon.social It got slammed by critics and the director is actively going out and saying it's shit

@SarcasmKid *tuts loudly*

That ought to do it