Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@archangelic@cybre.space Logo is a mastodon's trunk appearing from underneath water holding a cell phone

@tipsytentacle @Vann@glitch.social As a representative of Europe, we'd prefer they didn't

I hear Russia's nice?

@squirrel That might be down to hardware support, with thinkpads being as popular as they are I'd hazard a guess they've seen a lot more optimisation time than other brands of laptop

@squirrel Depends a lot on the OS on it, linux is great, but my dad uses a far more recent laptop than mine and it runs slow as molasses on windows 10

@squirrel Heh, welcome to the cult of thinkpads

@Dex Not the trap door, but Colin Furze built the bed part https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVzn1pl4nlo

@SarcasmKid

Admiral Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fort-...
[Vader makes a pinching motion and Motti starts choking]
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Admiral Motti: Oh yes choke me daddy
Governor Tarkin: Uh... I'm just gonna leave

@squirrel 👋 🐙

@squirrel HI MAPLE!

@tcql @Gargron Hey, if emoj.li could get people trying to fling venture capital at it I'm not surprised it's happening to mastodon

Suggestion I'm not going to send to the unicode consortium because they'd beat me up for making them do more emoji bullshit instead of supporting actual languages:

SANDWICH EMOJI! New zero-width joiner, can be used in conjunction with 🍞 and any number of ingredients 🥓 🥗 🍅 in order to form an emojo of a sandwich with those fillings!

LB: LOT'S OF FLUFFY ELEPHANT FRIENDS!

@squirrel PAWS!

@squirrel

@squirrel oooohhh yes please