Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"ejecting" USB drives implies something far cooler than it is

After pressing that button the drive should shoot out of the computer with tiny rockets and then land on a little parachute

@tipsytentacle I, for one, welcome our new bizarre bird-muppet overlords

@SarcasmKid why is it that any time I see that word I think some sort of girl-camcorder hybrid person and not a cybrestripper

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social @bea Barely exist 'round these parts

You either get the bus or pay an arm and a leg for a taxi

Or hire a minibus if there's a lot of you

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social I hadn't considered that that might not be a thing any more

Back when I was doing bar work I'd just have customers ask me to call a taxi for them

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social With ours they just decided to move in and we're dumb enough to keep feeding them because they're adorable

@squirrel You are to us

Hey @masklayer, it's a bit early but it might take a while for delivery

I've found the perfect christmas tree for you

https://computerfairi.es/media/zillE7bCDmQHufwc0vM

@ajroach42 ...embedded audio and video?

I was not aware that was a thing people put in ebooks

Can't help you there I'm afraid

@Vann@glitch.social @Gargron I'd agree with top right

@ajroach42 pandoc? Depends what sort of more involved kinds of things you want to do

@shekkiesqueaks That's legit a great idea

@djsundog woo! Relevance!

Wouldn't be surprised if the fluffy elephant friends got some small yellow bird friends shortly

@Elizafox Oh that isn't antique...

Wait...

THAT WAS SIX YEARS AGO?!

@Concerned_Catgirl @Elizafox Yeah, I can not tell the difference between most of those

Them's some bad flags

Bloody hell

Paul Newman's Paul Newman Daytona just sold for $15.5 million

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/paul-newmans-paul-newman-daytona-hands-on

@a_breakin_glass Very, very annoyed

Mostly at myself for not checking the bleedin obvious first

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I've just spent the past hour trying to figure out why the fuck I couldn't install the JSON module for Perl on my phone

Turns out it was because I didn't have make installed

WHY THE EVERLOVING FUCK DOESN'T TERMUX HAVE MAKE INSTALLED BY DEFAULT AND WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I THINK TO CHECK EARLIER

@squirrel Ken Jennings would become the greatest hacker in all the land

@Jasper_Ben@linuxrocks.online @SarcasmKid There's some good stuff around, but for the most part I sadly have to agree with you