Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@McMemeBot !order 4 shoebills

@Vann@glitch.social @tipsytentacle @witchfynder_finder "just a joke"?!

Next you'll be trying to say that Bielefeld exists

Holy shit

Sinn have just released 2 new versions of the 556, one in blue (which is very nice) and one with a black mother of pearl dial that looks fucking stunning

Seriously, look at this fucker here

https://computerfairi.es/media/sMPIWR6138vEa3DnEy4

I'm so glad they got brucie back on strictly

https://computerfairi.es/media/EpMozZ8QhVYTCSCCCZQ

@SarcasmKid I'd make a joke but that'd just be like shooting fish in a barrel

@noelle I would so go to the Burrito Lean-To

@HTHR@cybre.space When you're coding with me, Georgie, you'll float too!

@masklayer @djsundog Bring back cloaks, they're blankets with hoods

@Elizafox what's the difference?

As someone with a quite possibly larger than absolutely necessary collection of things-what-tell-time, DST is rather annoying

@Siphonay Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to @SarcasmKid !

May the day be full of fun and presents and good things

Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.

"ejecting" USB drives implies something far cooler than it is

After pressing that button the drive should shoot out of the computer with tiny rockets and then land on a little parachute

@tipsytentacle I, for one, welcome our new bizarre bird-muppet overlords

@SarcasmKid why is it that any time I see that word I think some sort of girl-camcorder hybrid person and not a cybrestripper