Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@TrollDecker @CitySquirrel Ah, yeah, that'll do it

@TrollDecker How on earth do you melt a mouse?

@tipsytentacle Certainly not illegal or anything

But still, don't get caught, that'd be inconvenient

@tipsytentacle You are?! I never knew that!

@noelle Ouch, that's going to be a not fun few days for him

@Elizafox God help you if you want more than one egg for breakfast in france

They'll all keep telling you that one egg is un oeuf

@Elizafox Oh they hate everything

Fizziwig is a very cute cat

@squirrel hi !

@squirrel those are by far the best naps

@bea think you might have hit on something cool here, mastodon jeopardy

@bea "What is a blackle?"

With Halloween nearly upon us all the shops have been filled with bags of what purports to be "fun sized" chocolate bars

What idiot decided to call smaller than normal chocolate bars "fun sized"?

They are objectively less fun than the full sized bars

I want a snickers the size of a loaf of bread, that'd be fucking fun size

@noelle Now that I can certainly get behind

@jk @wxcafe Bloody lightweights, they should get ratarsed on the 31st and go in to work the next morning hungover as hell

LB: Fuck yeah, weird bird muppets

@shekkiesqueaks I probably wouldn't risk it

Unless it's alcohol, if it's alcohol it's probably fine