Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@shekkiesqueaks YES

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social Oh wait, not in the UK are you, I have no idea what the american equivalent of Greggs is but if you're ever in the UK you'll be in stuff-inside-pastry heaven

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social Huh, well, get thee to a Greggs and enjoy all the various things wrapped in pastry

@viciousviscosity@cybre.space Greg

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social a what now?

We have sausage rolls

blub blub octopus noises

@TrollDecker @CitySquirrel Ah, yeah, that'll do it

@TrollDecker How on earth do you melt a mouse?

@tipsytentacle Certainly not illegal or anything

But still, don't get caught, that'd be inconvenient

@tipsytentacle You are?! I never knew that!

@noelle Ouch, that's going to be a not fun few days for him

@Elizafox God help you if you want more than one egg for breakfast in france

They'll all keep telling you that one egg is un oeuf

@Elizafox Oh they hate everything

Fizziwig is a very cute cat

@squirrel hi !

@squirrel those are by far the best naps

@bea think you might have hit on something cool here, mastodon jeopardy

@bea "What is a blackle?"

With Halloween nearly upon us all the shops have been filled with bags of what purports to be "fun sized" chocolate bars

What idiot decided to call smaller than normal chocolate bars "fun sized"?

They are objectively less fun than the full sized bars

I want a snickers the size of a loaf of bread, that'd be fucking fun size