Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@SarcasmKid All

All the garlic

@shekkiesqueaks YES

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social Oh wait, not in the UK are you, I have no idea what the american equivalent of Greggs is but if you're ever in the UK you'll be in stuff-inside-pastry heaven

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social Huh, well, get thee to a Greggs and enjoy all the various things wrapped in pastry

@viciousviscosity@cybre.space Greg

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social a what now?

We have sausage rolls

blub blub octopus noises

@TrollDecker @CitySquirrel Ah, yeah, that'll do it

@TrollDecker How on earth do you melt a mouse?

@tipsytentacle Certainly not illegal or anything

But still, don't get caught, that'd be inconvenient

@tipsytentacle You are?! I never knew that!

@noelle Ouch, that's going to be a not fun few days for him

@Elizafox God help you if you want more than one egg for breakfast in france

They'll all keep telling you that one egg is un oeuf

@Elizafox Oh they hate everything

Fizziwig is a very cute cat

@squirrel hi !

@squirrel those are by far the best naps

@bea think you might have hit on something cool here, mastodon jeopardy