Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Concerned_Catgirl @Elizafox @devurandom@cybre.space I think there was about five minutes after the proto-fish started crawling out of the ocean to become land animals

@Concerned_Catgirl @Elizafox cubits is length and barn is area, but for square cubits it's 4.784×10^-28 cubits squared

god I love wolfram alpha

@chr@cybre.space put it on pastebin, someone's bound to figure it out

@Jessiscah well, I suppose every cloud has a silver lining

@squirrel You ever think about going in to IT security?

'cause you using a bunch of these would be v. on brand for you

https://www.hak5.org/gear/packet-squirrel

@grainloom I think awoo got there first

@shekkiesqueaks I'm sure there'll be another one shortly

So, I think we managed to create, spread, and kill that oats meme in under 3 hours

We've become exceedingly efficient at this

OATS OATS

@TrollDecker if it's a meme that makes no sense and has spread incredibly quickly you can usually blame @jk for it

@phildini The oat thing has only been a thing for like 30 minutes at this point

Things spread fast around here

@Noelle808 We all oatally do

OATS

I'm on an oat (I'm on an oat)
I'm on an oat (I'm on an oat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm snackin on an oat (snackin on an oat)
I'm on an oat (I'm on an oat)
I'm on an oat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin oat (oat, yeah)

@er1n Everyone here is a @jk alt except you

A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of... no, wait, that's just a kid trick or treating, my bad

...oats?

@Noelle808 Don't give them AKs!

They wouldn't be able to use them effectively, kids are better suited to crew-operated weapons, like heavy machine guns or mortars

With those the kids don't have to hold up a big heavy rifle and when working in a crew they get to learn valuable teamwork skills!

@Elizafox Kinda sucks that Guy Fawkes is now associated with all that stuff

He was the last man to walk in to the Houses of Parliament with honest intentions after all