Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@dragonluvr89 thanks!

@impiaaa@dev.glitch.social

it's my birthday today

@Elizafox Nope, sorry, there are some vastly more annoying cunts around

@SarcasmKid Also apparently a terrible place to work

The staff started calling it Mousechwitz

@Concerned_Catgirl @Elizafox @devurandom@cybre.space I think there was about five minutes after the proto-fish started crawling out of the ocean to become land animals

@Concerned_Catgirl @Elizafox cubits is length and barn is area, but for square cubits it's 4.784×10^-28 cubits squared

god I love wolfram alpha

@chr@cybre.space put it on pastebin, someone's bound to figure it out

@Jessiscah well, I suppose every cloud has a silver lining

@squirrel You ever think about going in to IT security?

'cause you using a bunch of these would be v. on brand for you

https://www.hak5.org/gear/packet-squirrel

@grainloom I think awoo got there first

@shekkiesqueaks I'm sure there'll be another one shortly

So, I think we managed to create, spread, and kill that oats meme in under 3 hours

We've become exceedingly efficient at this

OATS OATS

@TrollDecker if it's a meme that makes no sense and has spread incredibly quickly you can usually blame @jk for it

@phildini The oat thing has only been a thing for like 30 minutes at this point

Things spread fast around here

@Noelle808 We all oatally do

OATS

I'm on an oat (I'm on an oat)
I'm on an oat (I'm on an oat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm snackin on an oat (snackin on an oat)
I'm on an oat (I'm on an oat)
I'm on an oat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin oat (oat, yeah)

@er1n Everyone here is a @jk alt except you