Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel boop!

@squirrel oh who put you on silent mode again?

*flicks switch back to normal mode*

@bentosmile She stole the bloody milk as well!

God please no more food related memes

@bentosmile Yes

Invented by Margaret Thatcher as well

(no, really, she was on the team that invented soft-serve ice cream)

@theoutrider @tom @luluberlu It tastes of orange

The colour, not the fruit

@Sargoth@cybre.space there aren't enough hard drives in the world to hold that

@cassolotl@cybre.space Actually a fair few of them use suet in the mincemeat, check beforehand

@Gargron Literally further, redo the Bebo "A Message from Earth" thing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Message_from_Earth

(Bebo users voted on messages to send to Gliese 581c and they hired time on a radio telescope to send it there)

(If there is life there, they're going to be very confused in twelve years)

@Gargron is the patreon large enough to hire social media "influencers" yet?

'cause if so, that

Or you could have money for food, your choice

@squirrel thanks!

Well this is dumb as hell

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-11-02-la-noires-switch-physical-edition-requires-14gb-download-to-play

The Nintendo Switch download version of LA Noire doesn't fit on a Nintendo Switch

@dragonluvr89 thanks!

@impiaaa@dev.glitch.social

it's my birthday today

@Elizafox Nope, sorry, there are some vastly more annoying cunts around

@SarcasmKid Also apparently a terrible place to work

The staff started calling it Mousechwitz

@Concerned_Catgirl @Elizafox @devurandom@cybre.space I think there was about five minutes after the proto-fish started crawling out of the ocean to become land animals

@Concerned_Catgirl @Elizafox cubits is length and barn is area, but for square cubits it's 4.784×10^-28 cubits squared

god I love wolfram alpha

@chr@cybre.space put it on pastebin, someone's bound to figure it out