Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Also acceptable: brizzle

Nope, wrong, it's bristle

@squirrel boop!

@squirrel oh who put you on silent mode again?

*flicks switch back to normal mode*

@bentosmile She stole the bloody milk as well!

God please no more food related memes

@bentosmile Yes

Invented by Margaret Thatcher as well

(no, really, she was on the team that invented soft-serve ice cream)

@theoutrider @tom @luluberlu It tastes of orange

The colour, not the fruit

@Sargoth@cybre.space there aren't enough hard drives in the world to hold that

@cassolotl@cybre.space Actually a fair few of them use suet in the mincemeat, check beforehand

@Gargron Literally further, redo the Bebo "A Message from Earth" thing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Message_from_Earth

(Bebo users voted on messages to send to Gliese 581c and they hired time on a radio telescope to send it there)

(If there is life there, they're going to be very confused in twelve years)

@Gargron is the patreon large enough to hire social media "influencers" yet?

'cause if so, that

Or you could have money for food, your choice