Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel Could certainly be a lot worse, looks better than what I expected from the first picture

@squirrel huh, that does not look healthy

@HTHR@cybre.space @bea holy fuck that sounds awesome

@Elizafox GAAAAAHHHHH FUCK

v. scary

@Elizafox Nah, everyone knows that Stanley Kubrick faked the whole thing in a soundstage on Mars

@SarcasmKid Why am I imagining you wrapping it all in a tortilla so you can eat it like a burrito

@squirrel ooh, that would look good

I'll have more time to be careless with mugs so I've got some space as well!

@squirrel I think I may have to see if there's space for any more mugs in the cupboard

No more tea left

#FourWordHorrorStories

We have backups right?

#FourWordHorrorStories

What the everloving fuck?

https://fondoodler.com/

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Why must they make devices to fuck up perfectly good cheese?

Watched The Death of Stalin earlier, it's a good film

Jason Isaacs kinda stole the show for me even though he was only in the second half but everyone was good in it

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social octopodes inherit the earth, but are really lazy and just use human designs for everything

octodad-esque shenanigans ensue

@Elizafox Anarchism: Great if people could just stop being cunts for like, five minutes

@plsburydoughboy Iron Man?

@cypnk I was thinking more working-class british but aussie works too