Extremely offensive joke (The Aristocrats)
@Elizafox @luciferMysticus ...yep, you win
@LottieVixen I'll always remember the buttery biscuit base
@squirrel It'd take a lot of bytes to do that
Here's an associate editor of the Merriam-Webster dictionary on what the correct plural of "octopus" is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFyY2mK8pxk
All of those are acceptable, but the preferred term is SQUISHY TENTACLE FRIENS
@cute_weeds What annoys me most about that is that Alpha Industries used to make decent gear
Mastodon in space would be particularly good for this reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM
@squirrel Probably where the downlink is
Unless they can't find where the downlink is in which case it's any country that can shoot down satellites
@LottieVixen Ask them to give you all of their information, all of it, chat logs, everyone they've ever spoken to, every page they've ever visited, their deepest darkest secrets
Then when they say no ask them why they're giving all that to facebook
@squirrel It might just be the ones I've worked on but most of them have been annoying as hell
Some of the new ones are even worse, I don't like it if I have to actually grab my toolkit rather than just use a leatherman to take stuff apart
@squirrel I like them because you can actually get into the damn things with a minimum of fuss, if you need to switch out a component it's a few screws and you're done rather than having to spend quarter of an hour prying the damn thing open
Also, really, really cheap second hand and solid enough you don't have to worry about it
@squirrel ah, that was the best
I wonder if anyone's made a gadget to replicate that for LCDs
@squirrel and the weird fuzzy feeling close to the screen!
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple