Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@theZacAttacks@cybre.space nope, no web, it has to be gopher

@theZacAttacks@cybre.space they always called irc multiplayer notepad, let's replace everything with ACTUAL MULTIPLAYER NOTEPAD!

@theZacAttacks@cybre.space hell yes

At the same time we'll switch from http to gopher

Fuck discord, fuck slack, fuck matrix, fuck irc

Let's just all telnet into a server somewhere and use talk/ytalk or something

457-55-5462

Also not mine, that one belongs to Todd Davis the founder and CEO of LifeLock, a company that does personal fraud prevention

He published his SSN in an ad campaign promoting his company's identity theft prevention service

His identity has been stolen at least 13 times

092-28-5621

Well, not mine, but it's somebody's probably

@dragonluvr89 so many copies of the bee movie script...

The individual in question may have been a regular at rubber dinghy rapids

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/11/09/british_teenager_car_bomb_dark_web/

@mdfrg @awilfox @vertigo Hang on, I thought slack was for offices and such, i.e. somewhere with something approaching an IT person to set up network shares

@unascribed@cybre.space yes

@mdfrg @vertigo @awilfox It's a chat application

Anything you definitely need to archive should be done through email, anything else will be in chat logs, and file sharing should be done via network share like a rational person

@vertigo @awilfox @mdfrg Slack even has a built-in IRC gateway

People who insist on using the app can do so, those of us who care about good software can use the gateway with our IRC client of choice

@Elizafox @luciferMysticus ...yep, you win

@squirrel It'd take a lot of bytes to do that

Here's an associate editor of the Merriam-Webster dictionary on what the correct plural of "octopus" is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFyY2mK8pxk

All of those are acceptable, but the preferred term is SQUISHY TENTACLE FRIENS

@cassolotl@cybre.space God help us if she ever does a livestream

Nothing would get done for the duration of that

@cute_weeds What annoys me most about that is that Alpha Industries used to make decent gear