Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Elizafox Okay might exist, but Bielefeld definitely doesn't

@chr@cybre.space what do you mean "what if"?

You're right there

Due to being an octopus, I can offer 8 at a time!

@squirrel I think they're fine

@brassmerino newest Matt and Tom video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeoklwonIMQ

@Elizafox I think everyone assumes that everyone else follows you already

@bea Oh yeah, those are like, totally tubular

I forget, was "tubular" an actual expression of something good or was it a piss-take, I can't tell them apart these days

Quote of the day: "Lettuce is just crunchy water" - Tom Scott

Tried explaining Mastodon to my sister the other day

"So what sort of people are on it?"

"Oh, all sorts, we've got a robosquirbun, a catfox, various sharks, dragons, and kobolds

Oh and some shapes as well"

"Keep taking the tablets, Sam"

@chr@cybre.space that would be excessively uncomfortable to listen to

If I'm ever in a Brewster's Millions situation I'm gonna hire all of you to shitpost full time

@TrollDecker put it in the middle of a dart board?

@vilmibm@cybre.space Ooh, that looks interesting, might have to hop on

@theZacAttacks@cybre.space nope, no web, it has to be gopher

@theZacAttacks@cybre.space they always called irc multiplayer notepad, let's replace everything with ACTUAL MULTIPLAYER NOTEPAD!

@theZacAttacks@cybre.space hell yes

At the same time we'll switch from http to gopher

Fuck discord, fuck slack, fuck matrix, fuck irc

Let's just all telnet into a server somewhere and use talk/ytalk or something

457-55-5462

Also not mine, that one belongs to Todd Davis the founder and CEO of LifeLock, a company that does personal fraud prevention

He published his SSN in an ad campaign promoting his company's identity theft prevention service

His identity has been stolen at least 13 times

092-28-5621

Well, not mine, but it's somebody's probably