Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- They/Them
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- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
I wonder if @squirrel has an API
curl -X POST -d '{"description":"Request to blobpat", "from":"octopus"}' https://api.squirrel.squirrel/blobpats
or something
@kakyoin A list of who here isn't gay would be a lot shorter
tired: the well-tempered clavier
wired: the bad-tempered clavier
"fine, I'll play you some fucking music"
Sam the Octopus
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#Mastodon vetrans, it is your responsibility to take these newcomers and teach them the sacred ways of the herd.
They must know of the 🅱️ , and the oats, and the yams, and how to spell gameing. The awoos and the toots and the rotating coyotes, eternally spinning. Someone must teach them of Gargamel 
and what we do in this house. They must be introduced to the witches and the commies and the furries and the trans folks.
Let the people share our rich heritage!
@Nine *hugs back*
@Nine there we go, good as new, I'll send in a bug report to see if the engineers can fix the glitch
@Nine *soffly resets the sknq*
@Nine would this call for a soff reset?
@Nine INTERNET: *pokes back*
@HTHR@cybre.space Knock 'em dead!
I mean in the figurative sense, actually knocking them dead tends to result in a lower likelihood of employment
Last time we had a twitter influx we had people asking which the queer instances were so they could join them
The answer, of course, is all of them
Grr... Heating broke
It's cold
Huey Lewis would have you believe that it's hip to be square
But @HTHR@cybre.space makes a compelling point that it's even hipper to be hexagonal
@Elizafox @Vann@glitch.social Just one stick?!
Not one packet, but one single solitary stick?!
@noelle I like the term Dunning-Krugerrands
@cypnk Here's one better, and EKG in a business card https://hackaday.com/2016/03/13/ekg-business-card-warms-our-hearts/
Grr... Can't get cmus working inside termux
I wanted to listen to The Space Adventures of General Mibi in a far more authentic feeling music player
@squirrel They could, but if you check in with them while designing it you can make any changes they request rather than leaving that stuff until after you're dead
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
