Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
alright
@VOID yeah, sure
@soft_chomps@glitch.social https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc
Sam the Octopus
boosted
@Earthnuker "Come to mastodon, we've got a coyote that spins, adorable woodland creatures, sharks, shapes, and even an infinite void!"
@squirrel I think you're doing a great job with it, screw those other people
@squirrel good plan
Actually, s/mansion/island, you get more land that could have things built on
Actual good idea: telepresence robots for rent in major cities all around the world
Want to meet up with a friend the other side of the world? Rent a robot for a couple of hours!
Issues needing solutions:
Theft
Vandalism
Me not having enough money to make it happen
@gcupc@glitch.social oh I'm sure we can get at least 1200 baud running on that
@blackle@dev.glitch.social @jk same here, I would give a reasonable sum of money for such a product
I wonder if @squirrel has an API
curl -X POST -d '{"description":"Request to blobpat", "from":"octopus"}' https://api.squirrel.squirrel/blobpats
or something
@kakyoin A list of who here isn't gay would be a lot shorter
tired: the well-tempered clavier
wired: the bad-tempered clavier
"fine, I'll play you some fucking music"
Sam the Octopus
boosted
#Mastodon vetrans, it is your responsibility to take these newcomers and teach them the sacred ways of the herd.
They must know of the 🅱️ , and the oats, and the yams, and how to spell gameing. The awoos and the toots and the rotating coyotes, eternally spinning. Someone must teach them of Gargamel 
and what we do in this house. They must be introduced to the witches and the commies and the furries and the trans folks.
Let the people share our rich heritage!
@Nine *hugs back*
@Nine there we go, good as new, I'll send in a bug report to see if the engineers can fix the glitch
@Nine *soffly resets the sknq*
@Nine would this call for a soff reset?
@Nine INTERNET: *pokes back*
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
