Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Godamnit, why did I download the animal crossing phone game?

I'M NEVER GOING TO GET ANYTHING DONE NOW

@TrollDecker Oh yeah, neither side is blameless in this

It's just the tories seem to be doing intentionally rather than blair's labour doing it mostly by accident

@TrollDecker The sadder thing is that by the time it might be standard we may no longer have an NHS because tories gonna tory

@TrollDecker I think some pharmacies will put it in for you every time it's due but yeah, that should be a thing that's standard

From what I understand this animal crossing pocket camp game consists of building a place where various animals turn up and hang out

This is Mastodon Admin: The Game isn't it?

Fizziwig found a box!

@squirrel hell fucking yeah you are

@masklayer GOTY 2017

@gaditb (and also counter.social accepts connections from most vps/cloud providers so you can get around the block for 5 bucks

no government has that amount of money lying around right?)

Plan for after winning the lotto

1. Buy empty tower block in a major world city
2. Free (or cheap as possible) rent for mastodon users
3. MASTO HOUSE
4. ???
5. ???
6. Probably awful memes

@HTHR@cybre.space careful with that one, if you sound too much like Foghorn Leghorn @jk might start throwing his cluckers around again

@kibi I hear they're selling a dongle for that now

@cooler_ranch Heh, apparently people think I toot good things then

I have no idea why

@IlexysCrowe Honestly that's the first thing that crosses my mind every time I hear that word

@jk it's all the same bug, you rebooted it

Everything was nice and cosy and comfortable and you rebooted it

You monster

With the way the wind looks like it's blowing, I'm wondering if I should get some spare ethernet cables before the americans start ordering them in bulk and reading up on bgp

Apparently "World Hello Day" both exists, and is today (2017-11-21)

So uh... hello?