Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Just appalling safety standards on this railway

@squirrel let me help!

bzzzzzzzzzz

Godamnit, why did I download the animal crossing phone game?

I'M NEVER GOING TO GET ANYTHING DONE NOW

@TrollDecker Oh yeah, neither side is blameless in this

It's just the tories seem to be doing intentionally rather than blair's labour doing it mostly by accident

@TrollDecker The sadder thing is that by the time it might be standard we may no longer have an NHS because tories gonna tory

@TrollDecker I think some pharmacies will put it in for you every time it's due but yeah, that should be a thing that's standard

From what I understand this animal crossing pocket camp game consists of building a place where various animals turn up and hang out

This is Mastodon Admin: The Game isn't it?

Fizziwig found a box!

@squirrel hell fucking yeah you are

@masklayer GOTY 2017

@gaditb (and also counter.social accepts connections from most vps/cloud providers so you can get around the block for 5 bucks

no government has that amount of money lying around right?)

Plan for after winning the lotto

1. Buy empty tower block in a major world city
2. Free (or cheap as possible) rent for mastodon users
3. MASTO HOUSE
4. ???
5. ???
6. Probably awful memes

@HTHR@cybre.space careful with that one, if you sound too much like Foghorn Leghorn @jk might start throwing his cluckers around again

@kibi I hear they're selling a dongle for that now

@cooler_ranch Heh, apparently people think I toot good things then

I have no idea why

@IlexysCrowe Honestly that's the first thing that crosses my mind every time I hear that word

@jk it's all the same bug, you rebooted it

Everything was nice and cosy and comfortable and you rebooted it

You monster