Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I wonder if any idiot racists have decried the existence of Black Friday and demanded a similar "White Friday"

@ajroach42 everything was normal and then oh shit people turned into elves and trolls and dwarves and shit

and there are dragons now

also magic

and the rest of the world is some cyberpunk thing

@squirrel aw :(

@squirrel I'll give you ten bucks to work the phrase "cray cray" into the report

Just appalling safety standards on this railway

@squirrel let me help!

bzzzzzzzzzz

Godamnit, why did I download the animal crossing phone game?

I'M NEVER GOING TO GET ANYTHING DONE NOW

@TrollDecker Oh yeah, neither side is blameless in this

It's just the tories seem to be doing intentionally rather than blair's labour doing it mostly by accident

@TrollDecker The sadder thing is that by the time it might be standard we may no longer have an NHS because tories gonna tory

@TrollDecker I think some pharmacies will put it in for you every time it's due but yeah, that should be a thing that's standard

From what I understand this animal crossing pocket camp game consists of building a place where various animals turn up and hang out

This is Mastodon Admin: The Game isn't it?

Fizziwig found a box!

@squirrel hell fucking yeah you are

@masklayer GOTY 2017

@gaditb (and also counter.social accepts connections from most vps/cloud providers so you can get around the block for 5 bucks

no government has that amount of money lying around right?)

Plan for after winning the lotto

1. Buy empty tower block in a major world city
2. Free (or cheap as possible) rent for mastodon users
3. MASTO HOUSE
4. ???
5. ???
6. Probably awful memes

@HTHR@cybre.space careful with that one, if you sound too much like Foghorn Leghorn @jk might start throwing his cluckers around again