Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- They/Them
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@HTHR@cybre.space @Sylvhem I think I'd put it down as a kind of smartness
Maybe one of the more obscure smartnesses, like being smart at underwater basket weaving
@HTHR@cybre.space @Sylvhem Well, you're also kinda fantastic at tooting, so make that at least two things
*someone sends me something*
Them: Can you sign this for me and send it back please?
*signs with pgp key, emails it back*
Them: I meant with a pen you nerd motherfucker
@Elizafox I mean, mine's short and I sign with something most resembling a squiggly line, so feel free
hot take
In retrospect, emoji were probably a bad idea
@TrollDecker Hi comfy hedgehog!
Happy Rampant Consumerism Day everyone
@squirrel Considering the padding and and leatherette covers I can only assume so
Seriously, I have like, 100+ feet of paracord lying around and no fucking idea why I have it or when it appeared
Shopping bags not TACTICOOL enough for you?
Try the new OctoTac Elite Grocery Carrier, with 24 feet of paracord!
Alternatively, this is what happens when I'm bored, find some bag handles uncomfortable, and remember I have an obscene amount of cordage in a cupboard for some reason
are we back on oats now?
@blackle@dev.glitch.social that's a good little plushie motherfucker right there
Telling folks to go check out some super good chiptunes music >:3
@Vann@glitch.social @squirrel Some of them?
All of them. BUY ALL THE ALBUMS
@VOID while that's a perfectly good human there, I was expecting pictures of yourself, the endless void
Fuck printers
That is all
genderlab test thing going around
Scores:
42% male
33% feminine
Result: undifferentiated-androgynous
If I were the type to put much stock in online personality tests I'd say that might explain a fair bit
@squirrel Well, I made a joke about "y'know what? The web sucks, let's just go back to gopher" and suddenly a lot of people started talking about gopher
I'm pretty sure that was coincidence or baader-meinhof but there's a small possibility it may have been my fault
@Vann@glitch.social THERE'S A @squirrel AMIIBO?!?
Sam the Octopus
boosted
that 2017 is the year that going back to gopher started to sound like a reasonable proposition tells you a whole lot of what you need to know about how well the dreams of the early 90s are faring, a quarter century on.
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
