Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@bunnyhero@octodon.social Only in Glasgow would that happen

"There's this 7 foot vampire that's killed and eaten two kids!"

Normal children: "AAAAAAHHHH SCARY"
Glasgow children: "let's go kill the cunt"

@somarasu @viciousviscosity@cybre.space Perfect, and does ActivityPub open when /dev/null closes by any chance? 'cause that'd be hella convenient

@somarasu @viciousviscosity@cybre.space ActivityPub as the daytime haunt, /dev/null for nights

I would spend far too much time in either or both of those places

@Sylvhem ah yeah, that'll happen

Everyone always talks about "military-grade encryption"

What they forget is that until the 90's British nuclear weapons were secured with a bike lock and for 20 years the US nuclear codes were 00000000

"military-grade" has nothing to do with quality, it has everything to do with being able to survive for five minutes in the hands of your average squaddie

Huh, apple staff are going to be busy for a little while

On High Sierra you can bypass the root password by... uh... leaving it blank and pressing login a few times

@candle sorry, we only have the almost-but-not-quite-right-angled connectors in stock

@viciousviscosity@cybre.space @somarasu In higher levels the avocado slices are upgraded to avocado toast

@animeirl Eh, what would you expect from someone who's obviously a serial killer

I mean, every little place she goes to there's at least one murder and she's the link between all of them

Shit, Cabot Cove must have a murder rate higher than fucking Honduras

Fun fact: The Clangers, despite having all voices provided by a slide whistle, did actually have a script with full dialogue

LB: Soup Dragon was the best!

@vincentsautter Frogs have regional accents, you may have just not been in the right area

@gewt @squirrel Not only for the obvious "that sounds like a death trap" reasons, but it'd do a number on your hearing as well

@squirrel @gewt Wow, I do not want to be anywhere near that going off

@squirrel CUUUUUUUBE

@squirrel If I had the money I'd employ you full time to do just that

But I don't so I'll just have to buy all the albums and singles you make