Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@VOID @nightpool@cybre.space @chr@cybre.space @turbodragon @claire @candle @modernmodron @HTHR@cybre.space goddamnit

@wxcafe @rey @masklayer @typhlosion Screw that, we got a jailbreak, we're running them unsigned genders now

@squirrel that probably should have come a lot sooner but at least it's eventually happened

@masklayer It's nice and simple and gets the message across

@masklayer A tshirt with "I'M GAY" written on it in big friendly rainbow letters

@squirrel glarbo

@cypnk I don't know why but I expected that to be the other Charles Bronson

@Siphonay it looks like it should be a beard but instead it's covered in skin

@squirrel

Y'know what? With current events being what they are I think it might be time to bring out some of the old classics

OOOOHHHHH Hitler, he only had one ball
Goering, had two but very small
Himmler, had something similar
And Goebbels had no balls at all

New! For winter! INSULATED JORTS

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social I * I = I

@squirrel ooh, awesome

@bunnyhero Only in Glasgow would that happen

"There's this 7 foot vampire that's killed and eaten two kids!"

Normal children: "AAAAAAHHHH SCARY"
Glasgow children: "let's go kill the cunt"

@somarasu @viciousviscosity@cybre.space Perfect, and does ActivityPub open when /dev/null closes by any chance? 'cause that'd be hella convenient

@somarasu @viciousviscosity@cybre.space ActivityPub as the daytime haunt, /dev/null for nights

I would spend far too much time in either or both of those places

@Sylvhem ah yeah, that'll happen

Everyone always talks about "military-grade encryption"

What they forget is that until the 90's British nuclear weapons were secured with a bike lock and for 20 years the US nuclear codes were 00000000

"military-grade" has nothing to do with quality, it has everything to do with being able to survive for five minutes in the hands of your average squaddie

Huh, apple staff are going to be busy for a little while

On High Sierra you can bypass the root password by... uh... leaving it blank and pressing login a few times