Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Vann@glitch.social *while lobbing a molotov* Don't forget, we've got complimentary copies of the communist manifesto in the lobby, they're next to the fursuits

@chosafine@instance.business I recall some people making something called Jasper or something which is similar to alexa/siri/google home and is open source

@chosafine@instance.business Hey, you could get a several year old thinkpad and put a relatively easy to use linux distro on there as well!

Chromebook's probably easier though

@tom #! was pretty damn awesome

@typhlosion I would certainly watch the hell out of that

@squirrel WOO! HELL YEAH!

As a measure of how Strong and Stable™️ the UK government is, after GQ released their Jan/Feb cover with "Election Special" written on it we're all sitting here wondering if they mean the local government elections or if they know something we don't

@cassolotl@cybre.space local government elections maybe?

Although Morgan Stanley are predicting a 2018 general election so they might know something we don't

Apparently the UK Foreign Office is now telling governments to ignore whatever the Foreign Minister says because he's an idiot

The Civil Service may save us yet

Sir Humphrey would be proud

So, bitcoin reached 11k/coin recently

Then crashed by over 20%

The Bitcoin users are saying this is fine

Are they entirely fucking insane?

@squirrel true fact, I use the phrase "Burn that bridge when we get to it" far more often than the proper version

@chosafine@instance.business If you still think tortillas are better, it wasn't truly good bread

Get yourself some rye bread if you need something substantial, some boule if you like crust, brioche for something sweet, sourdough is always lovely, a big slab of white bloomer with a ploughman's, ciabatta for paninis

Fuck I love bread

@chosafine@instance.business That just lets me know that you've never had good bread

Thing I want but have no ability to make:

Console web browser with support for CSS, JavaScript, and images

Basically a modern web browser that doesn't need x running

Also it should support gopher

@Vann@glitch.social SAME

Week off, lots of snacks, entire run of Voyager