Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel I don't know but I also want that game

@ninjawedding @bea The Fonz, from Happy Days

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social most likely yeah, I'd still very much like to have one though

Maybe if they fat-finger something and do a 99% off deal

@ryusei *stares at house*

I can live in a computer right?

@squirrel awww good kitty

Now this is shiny looking

https://system76.com/desktops/leopard

Up to 4 GPUs, up to 512GB of RAM, and up to 72TB of storage

@bea @ninjawedding screw that, I'm putting a feature in my music player that does play/pause any time you hit it

I will also require a leather jacket

@bea it works, if you need additional tables consider thingy and thinger as table names

@quark@tenforward.social I'm just wondering what the Trek equivalent of the n word is, because you know that's going to be heavily featured

@turbodragon I mean, I suppose it counts as a two for one deal as you can also shit in the box it was delivered in

@turbodragon That's... That's literally a camo-print cardboard box

@squirrel alternatively: BUNRREL!

@squirrel SQUIRBUN!

@squirrel @noelle @Jo huh, not sure where that came from, it's mostly hazelnut with some chocolate and vanilla flavours

@squirrel @noelle @Jo well, it's a hazelnut liqueur, what else are you going to give a squirrel?

@noelle @Jo @squirrel also frangelico might be on-brand

@squirrel @Jo @noelle *notes down "When hosting a squirrel, be sure to stock vodka, rum, wine, and sundries for mixing vodka and rum drinks"*

Hey @Elizafox, can you start referring to the Interlinked Foundation as just "The Foundation" so I can pretend you're talking about the SCP Foundation?

@paulfree14 on second thought the long answer can be boiled down to "or they might be an idiot"