Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

since @squirrel is a robot, is she her own mech?

@squirrel it's true, but you can group all those together as robosquirbun!

@squirrel yep, also a robot

@squirrel can confirm, you're a squirrel

@squirrel certainly looked like it

@squirrel fllrblblrrrrbl

@Azure Get the BBC news app thing if you haven't already, it'll just suddenly come out with it if anything they deem important happens

There are rumours of a Rolex x Supreme collab for 2018

I'll believe that when I see it

G-Shock x Supreme I could understand, but Rolex?

@tw @scearley @Jo @jk nah, spaken's deutsch, english it's spoke

@scearley @Jo @jk for reference for the americans, that is english as she is spoke, not this hoity toity "Oh Mr. Darcy I do declare" bollocks

@jk @Jo @scearley nowt about elf an safety

was bout colour of em, used ta be blue an white, showed up black an white on z cars

bloody battenburg pattern now

@HTHR@cybre.space I properly got into watches and managed to get hold of one of my favourites

Realised I was far more accurately categorised as non-binary/agender rather than male

Didn't die due to stress and/or seizures

No additional memory loss

All in all, reasonably successful year

@vantablack gotta get them cryptokitties

@vantablack You can make a small alcohol burning stove from a drinks can

On top of that you can put a can of beans or something

Yum, hobolicious!

This is the daft sod that's our .5 of a cat (out of 7.5 total)

He's not ours, but he very often comes in for food and scritches

It's the first time he's come in and sat on the sofa

@vantablack huh? What does ******* mean?

@jk US: cheese

UK: ew what the fuck is that lump of congealed chemicals