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@soft_chomps@glitch.social @masklayer they're on the extend bit at the moment

Wait a while and they'll try the extinguish bit

nsfw, this is what the US government actually believes 

@TheGibson @Concerned_Catgirl Funny, that's what got me to read Marx

@sireebob@cybre.space ...that might actually work against CCTV cameras using facial recognition

You'd be incredibly obvious to humans, but they'd have to do the tracking manually

@woozle yep, it's a portmanteau of the Dunning-Kruger effect and Krugerrands

Oh, they started trading futures for dunning-krugerrands today didn't they?

This'll end well I'm sure

RT @turing_police@twitter.com: this translator did not know the english word “necromancer” but they improvised and honestly this is better

@squirrel it's true, but you can group all those together as robosquirbun!

@Azure Get the BBC news app thing if you haven't already, it'll just suddenly come out with it if anything they deem important happens

There are rumours of a Rolex x Supreme collab for 2018

I'll believe that when I see it

G-Shock x Supreme I could understand, but Rolex?

@scearley @Jo @jk for reference for the americans, that is english as she is spoke, not this hoity toity "Oh Mr. Darcy I do declare" bollocks

@jk @Jo @scearley nowt about elf an safety

was bout colour of em, used ta be blue an white, showed up black an white on z cars

bloody battenburg pattern now

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