Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@squirrel nobody could ever replace you, you're unique and special in a way that only you will ever be and we all love you for it
Death mention
@ryusei I like a memento mori as much as anyone else, but an app reminding you five times a day seems excessive
@squirrel add me to the list of people that have no idea
alternate authoritarian gender is fake
@KitRedgrave@glitch.social ...not necessarily the worst timeline to find ourselves in
food, pda
@HTHR@cybre.space @VOID I'm surprised so much awesome can be held in one room
suicide
@squirrel *offers hugs and headpats and good things*
@moz@octodon.social @dog hmm... they do make little molle vests for dogs
Finally a use for the tactical case thing the nanos come with!
@masklayer garyOldmanEVERYONE.gif
@SuricrasiaOnline hype status: amplified
After a review of Proudhon's journals it's been discovered that he only ever drank herbal tea
Because apparently proper tea is theft
@SuricrasiaOnline two boneless fish tits and a curry sauce please
@Gargron smoke grenades and vuvuzelas anyone?
@ryusei just make sure it's plant-based oil
A tin of 3-in-1 doesn't work that well
@ryusei would also work, yeah
@ryusei I'm sure you could use a spatula for it
There's very little a spatula can't be used for in a pinch
@ryusei wasn't Roman bathing tradition covering yourself in olive oil and then scraping it off?
@candle ...it isn't?
shit.
knife, cute final fantasy creature
@Vann@glitch.social yes, yes it can
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
