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FCC, net neutrality, funny 

Now, this is either someone taking the piss, or nobody bothered to sanity check the names and addresses given to the bots

From a comment the FCC received about net neutrality: "The unprecedented regulatory power the Obama Administration imposed on the internet is smothering innovation, damaging the American economy and obstructing job creation."

The comment is allegedly from a Mr. B. Obama

fcc.gov/ecfs/filing/1051157755

Yeah. That one.

@Gargron @Nezchan @mike@nulled.red The Italians are ahead of the game on this

Credito Emiliano, an Italian regional bank, already accepts Parmigiano-Reggiano as collateral for business loans

A General looks out on a piece of grassland, on it are hundreds of people in black and white striped shirts, their faces painted snow white, all of them pretending to be locked inside boxes 

"GOD DAMNIT COLONEL, I SAID A MINE FIELD"

@squirrel nobody could ever replace you, you're unique and special in a way that only you will ever be and we all love you for it

Death mention 

@ryusei I like a memento mori as much as anyone else, but an app reminding you five times a day seems excessive

alternate authoritarian gender is fake 

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social ...not necessarily the worst timeline to find ourselves in

food, pda 

@HTHR@cybre.space @VOID I'm surprised so much awesome can be held in one room

suicide 

@squirrel *offers hugs and headpats and good things*

@moz@octodon.social @dog hmm... they do make little molle vests for dogs

Finally a use for the tactical case thing the nanos come with!

LB: It has a track from @squirrel on there!

It's also good aside from that, but mostly worth it for the @squirrel track alone

After a review of Proudhon's journals it's been discovered that he only ever drank herbal tea 

Because apparently proper tea is theft

@ryusei just make sure it's plant-based oil

A tin of 3-in-1 doesn't work that well

@ryusei I'm sure you could use a spatula for it

There's very little a spatula can't be used for in a pinch

@ryusei wasn't Roman bathing tradition covering yourself in olive oil and then scraping it off?

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