Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
WARNING: Article about blockchain wankery
@inmysocks suppose it might help getting venture capital, but nothing actually useful aside from it being a buzzword
@brokenfingers A Vulcan machine gun?!
You are a far more powerful beholder than I thought, and I thought you were pretty damn powerful to start with
@Elizafox That sounds like quite a nice chill weekend
Something I want Games Workshop to do
I want a 40k Ork clan that paints all their gear with big 60's daisies and flowers and stuff, bunches of flowers coming out of their headbands
The humans paint their stuff green like plants and it blends in so they can't be seen as easily, obviously any plants would work for camouflage
Perfect for sneaky orkz
@Elizafox Oh god
*readies the flame retardant suit*
@inmysocks My favourite is probably Frank Exchange of Views
With a close second being the Gravitas line
Sam the Octopus
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@scribbled_death that is super green
@kibi hey, tell us where you got these super comfy pants from and we'll buy our own
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@Elizafox 6th brain: everything is thing, this thing, that thing, 'tother thing
@blackle@dev.glitch.social a show framed as a monster-of-the week, but both the protagonists are aliens and it's actually normal mundane stuff they're investigating
"Oh my god, this crazed lunatic is putting boxes out next to everyone's houses! Why is he doing that!?!"
- is actually the mailman
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@Elizafox ah yeah, exceptions to every rule of course
I'd argue it's fine for singular/plural/whatever and it's been used that way for centuries but that doesn't exactly convince anyone that thinks otherwise
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@Elizafox I just default to "they"
Hardly anyone gets annoyed by "they"
Why do all the conspiracy nuts talk about "the world being secretly run by lizard people" as a potential bad thing?
All the lizard people I've met 'round these parts have been lovely
@gdkar @KitRedgrave@glitch.social Well the French call us Le Rosbifs
FCC, net neutrality, funny
Now, this is either someone taking the piss, or nobody bothered to sanity check the names and addresses given to the bots
From a comment the FCC received about net neutrality: "The unprecedented regulatory power the Obama Administration imposed on the internet is smothering innovation, damaging the American economy and obstructing job creation."
The comment is allegedly from a Mr. B. Obama
https://www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filing/1051157755251
Yeah. That one.
A General looks out on a piece of grassland, on it are hundreds of people in black and white striped shirts, their faces painted snow white, all of them pretending to be locked inside boxes
"GOD DAMNIT COLONEL, I SAID A MINE FIELD"
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
