Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Testacles (c. 512-476 BC) was a Greek philosopher who created delicate orbs that for some unfathomable reason were on the outside where people could hit them easily

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social of course not, that would be the sensible thing to do

@candle they have since added a little tiny bit in the /about/more section saying they're doing it and (according to them) it's optional to turn it on

@candle mastodon.host

Embedded a cryptocurrency miner into all the pages without telling anyone

@Rubbaduxx@mastodon.social sort of

except this contributes nothing to society and instead uses the computing resources to make money for someone

@woozle Hello I am VC company, I would like to throw an obscene amount of money at this thing I don't understand

The breakout star of the 2017 General Election, Lord Buckethead, has released a Christmas single

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebzooSdAbGE

@gcupc@glitch.social we all know squirrels are undefeatable

@chosafine@instance.business either that or just ask for a couple of donations, everyone here knows servers cost money, most of us are happy about chipping in a bit

@squirrel hey, no worries, this instance is more than worth it

@squirrel cool, there we go, that should help a bit

speaking of funding instances, @squirrel, what's the best way for me to chuck you some money to help with the server costs here?

I... Uh... What?

mastodon.host crypto mining in the browser?