Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@vantablack do you enjoy working weekends and holidays?

'cause if you say you can do that, they will schedule you for that for the rest of time

@natecull poor thing'll be even more confused then

@natecull That octopus is thinking "What the hell is this? It's not got enough arms. Why is it screaming?"

It's a very confuzzled octopus

@Gargron @er1n if you manage to find the answer to that a lot of us would like to know

@vantablack can't hurt

@vector@a.weirder.earth @sydneyfalk @djsundog @vantablack not kinkshaming them

least they could do is share though

@djsundog @vantablack best way to get people to give a shit about internet privacy

"THE NSA WANT YOUR DICK PICS"

@djsundog @vantablack Pretty sure everyone already is but the NSA isn't sharing

Testacles (c. 512-476 BC) was a Greek philosopher who created delicate orbs that for some unfathomable reason were on the outside where people could hit them easily

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social of course not, that would be the sensible thing to do

@candle they have since added a little tiny bit in the /about/more section saying they're doing it and (according to them) it's optional to turn it on

@candle mastodon.host

Embedded a cryptocurrency miner into all the pages without telling anyone

@Rubbaduxx@mastodon.social sort of

except this contributes nothing to society and instead uses the computing resources to make money for someone

@woozle Hello I am VC company, I would like to throw an obscene amount of money at this thing I don't understand