Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

assuming @squirrel has USB ports, would I be able to charge my phone with the squirrel?

@jk OI! I...

can't actually refute that to be honest

@jk wolfram says 167cm for a human male, 156cm for human female, 162cm overall average

And wolfram answers are usually close enough for government work

blurbalkasajksh

Translation: exhausted, normal service will be resumed shortly

@chosafine@instance.business @rey @djsundog what was that?

I only saw *******

@somarasu very nice rig

I'm running an x230 at the moment, very similar key layout

@Ulfra_Wolfe did this story take place in brizzle?

(actual local dialect for Bristol, UK)

@somarasu I've got mine set to pressing both shift keys at the same time

Feels like turning two keys to unlock the nuclear warheads

I should really get some campari and vermouth rosso in

I feel like having negronis

@calvin @Elizafox I heard 20

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social only one way to find out

@tw so it's alcoholic custard?

@turbodragon I kinda guessed not, but I'm not quite sure just how not good it would be

@turbodragon also what the hell is ranch dressing?

We don't have that here

@turbodragon of course it's Lester's Fixins

King of sodas that should never have been made

not even entirely sure what it is

True fact: I've never had eggnog

@tcql@octodon.social @chosafine@instance.business yep, we are

@jessiscah24 I'd hesitate to call any of the discourse here "high quality"