Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@sireebob@cybre.space wire's ease of use is pretty damn good

@noelle zero sense of personal responsibility would do it

Nothing's ever their fault, it's always somebody else's

@0x3F @vantablack History tries to teach the past through fact, English Lit. teaches it through stories

@cypnk After all, 100% of people who have ingested it have died

@cypnk Wasn't there a campaign to ban that dangerous chemical?

@vantablack I'm not sure it'll be History

More English Lit. if anything

@Concerned_Catgirl yes

In that "tsar" is a term used in British politics as "person in charge of this sort of stuff that doesn't count as a Ministry"

@vantablack "And quoth the Octopus: lol emacs"

@vantablack *glances at past toots/tweets/etc.*

Wow. I really hope I never become historically notable

@noelle @squirrel that place looks awesome!

I want to be in that place!

@squirrel pretty much all of them were good choices as far as I'm concerned

@NattyGov If you go into Settings > Data Export on .cloud you can download a csv of all the people you're following

Then on .social (or any other instance) you can go to Settings > Import to import the csv

@squirrel I'm now imagining that any time you walk into a room with maplebot(s) in it they'll stop whatever they're doing and run towards you beeping for a hug

@squirrel YOU'D BE MOMMY MAPLE!

@squirrel of course beeping the katamari theme while doing so

@squirrel morning, afternoon, whatever it is, timezones are hard

I want a maplebot to wake me up in the mornings by pawing at my face and beeping at me

That'd be adorable

@brokenfingers @TheGibson @KitRedgrave@glitch.social preferably after cooking it in a nice curry sauce