Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel *feeds carrots to the bunbot*

Error 404: Gender Not Found

@jk does it have to be a guitar?

Maybe you can rock one of those otamatone things

@SuricrasiaOnline well, I suppose you've got to save space somewhere what with the 10 petabytes of gender being transferred every second

@squirrel That is incredibly impressive

@squirrel glorbl

@er1n THAT BITCH!

I GONNA GO GET MY PORG BACK!

Uhh... Just double checking, which century is it?

"Freemasons are blocking reform, says Police Federation leader"

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/31/freemasons-blocking-reform-police-federation-leader

@Noelle808 very 80's, could be a good look

Going along with my "take marginally better care of the corporeal form I inhabit" resolution, I should get a manicure

Or at the very least trim my nails with something other than a leatherman multitool

@djsundog that's an impressive kitty!

@vantablack I have it on good authority that nobody knows how magnets work

@vantablack lots of references to backtrack linux because his sources were all late oughts youtube videos called "how 2 hack lol"

@vantablack floppy disks

Climatic moment and.... oh, it's corrupted

"We should have spent more on disks, the cheap ones are crap"

@vantablack or go the other way around, group that uses sophisticated vr/ar suddenly disappears one by one because of a hole in the ground that they couldn't see in vr