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@noiob It's got 1000m of solid rock above it

Said nothing about what was at the sides

@Siphonay@octodon.social I wanted Capaldi as Malcolm Tucker

That would have been fun

@Elizafox Well, compared to the average non-technical Apple users, they could be considered geniuses (in a very limited field, in a very limited way)

And the bar is under the table, it's 3 foot of steel and they use it on neckbeards that wander in to talk shit

work weird 

@masklayer an alien is definitely going to come collapsing out that ceiling in a minute

It'll be complaining that the ducts are too small for it

@kibi y'see, that sounds like every morning you come to a state of understanding with 5 bowls of cereal and 8 sandwiches before breakfast

@squirrel If I had a dollar for every time I've gotten a reaction like that...

I'd have no dollars

@squirrel Hey, I've got a surprise for you!

*brings out lettuce larger than maple's head*

@jk does it have to be a guitar?

Maybe you can rock one of those otamatone things

@blackle@dev.glitch.social screw Julie Andrews, I want a version of that film with Godzilla now

@SuricrasiaOnline well, I suppose you've got to save space somewhere what with the 10 petabytes of gender being transferred every second

@blackle@dev.glitch.social Oh won't you please take me hoooome

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