Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

They try to use forked sticks to find water or something?

@squirrel blub splash fwump

@turbodragon also... uh... China is apparently ahead of you http://mashable.com/2016/05/12/china-bottled-air-demand/#ubt4rSTHRGqQ

@turbodragon Perri-air

The favourite of President Scroob

Still getting them 256 high quality bytes per month from @SuricrasiaOnline

In the inevitable season of Dancing with the Stars (or whatever the hell American for Strictly Come Dancing is) featuring people from the Trump presidency it's almost guaranteed that Anthony Scaramucci is going to do the Fandango

@noelle @squirrel thought you could well do but it's been quite some time since anyone's worried about sizes less than a byte

Or a kilobyte

And in the case of most software devs gigabytes

@noelle @squirrel fun fact: a nibble is defined as half a byte!

@squirrel a digital byte?

@cypnk seconded

@squirrel as it is sounds good then

Unless they have a "makes everything go faster" plugin hidden away somewhere

@squirrel IIRC there are addons for a word processor, spreadsheets, etc. in nextcloud so you could do all that stuff on it as well

Don't know how much of a pain in the arse it is to set up or how well it runs, but it's a thing

@er1n a smol mixer for a smol synth!

@squirrel it just seems so right you having maple.pet now

@jessiscah24 nobody can say no to Garak when he flutters his eyelashes like that

@noelle I read that as Robert Peston at first

I was thinking "Yeah, I can definitely see that... wait, pReston?"

@noelle same