Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@chr@cybre.space @HTHR@cybre.space DIOGENES: lol, grain! cover fucken errything in grain!

@vantablack New! For vans! VANTABACCO!

@squirrel fair point, that is the issue with china post

@squirrel I think the guide on the website is for PAM8403 modules, so that's probably the thing to look for

Don't suppose aliexpress is any good for your neck of the woods? They seem fairly plentiful on there

@squirrel with the speaker mod I think the only thing you'd need to get hold of is a 3W amplifier, the rest can be salvaged from other gear

@squirrel built-in audio is apparently really easy and cheap to add to it

GPS might be interesting but the modules are pricey

Chucking some EL wire in the back to make it look cool might be nice

@squirrel as stock it's a cyberdeck

with sufficient modding, it's a CYBREDECK

@vantablack either that or a lot of hardship for someone else who has to deal with all the stuff that person can't do because they refuse to use the internet

@squirrel yeah, I just assume that they have no taste and continue liking the thing

@squirrel standard around these parts is bar work/shitty supermarket shifts

@squirrel please don't

If there's anything any of us can do to help you not feel like that then just say

@squirrel I'm pretty sure you exist

Damn, I've run out of my fancy nice deodorant

Unfortunately it's $expensive a stick so it might be a while until I get more in

Bloody "whatever's on offer in the supermarket" until then

Hang on a sec, with that Trump tweet where he said he had a "bigger nuclear button than DPRK" I've had a sudden realisation

Nukes aren't fired like that. To order the nukes to be fired it's effectively just the President making a phone call. There's no big red button involved

So either Trump is speaking metaphorically (unlikely), or his aides have just gone to Staples, bought an "EASY" button and told him it fires the nukes

I feel slightly safer now