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Concentrated watch nerdery, SIHH 

Flagship for the Montblanc 1858 collection is a rather neat looking pocket watch, stone blue dial, 24 hour time display with a monopusher chronograph

It also has a pulsation bezel and a compass integrated into the hunter caseback hodinkee.com/articles/montblan

Ulysse Nardin have a new version of the Freak, the Vision. Sci-fi as hell in looks, the minute hand acts as a tourbillon hodinkee.com/articles/ulysse-n

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Concentrated watch nerdery, SIHH 

First day of SIHH proper, lots of new releases

First up, Montblanc's stuff

New 1858 collection, vintage inspired:

Base model automatic hodinkee.com/articles/montblan

Automatic chrono hodinkee.com/articles/montblan

Limited edition monopusher chrono hodinkee.com/articles/montblan

Now for the more interesting stuff

1858 Geosphere, dual timezones and world time displays for both north and south hemispheres, also has a rather neat compass bezel hodinkee.com/articles/montblan

@twitter@mastodon.technology @Elizafox If E.L.James can get a movie deal I'm sure Elly can

fooooootball! 

@gdkar nah, that's cricket, one of the other sports us Brits invented and now consistently lose at

@chr@cybre.space sounds like an easy enough thing to fix, just open your terminal and... oh... yeah...

Concentrated watch nerdery, SIHH 

Also Audemars Piguet released a bunch of stuff yesterday but I get bored to hell by yet another fucking Royal Oak

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Greubel Forsey have a new version of their GMT

It looks exactly as you'd expect from them, like some mad scientist decided to make a watch. It's got a tiny Earth in there! hodinkee.com/articles/greubel-

And finally for today, IWC have released a collection celebrating their 150th anniversary hodinkee.com/articles/iwc-jubi

Metric shit-tonne of watches in the collection, most interesting are the Tribute to Pallweber which has digital hours and minutes

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New watch releases!

H. Moser & Cie.:

The Swiss Alp Watch (their piss-take of the Apple Watch) with a lovely green fumé dial hodinkee.com/articles/h-mosser

39mm Venturer with a blue fumé dial hodinkee.com/articles/h-moser-

Modular tourbillon with grey fumé dial hodinkee.com/articles/h-moser-

Endeavour Flying Hours, a new watch with a wandering hours complication executed in a fresh way hodinkee.com/articles/h-moser-

@er1n best practice, yes, but practically shouldn't make much of a difference

@Efi they say third time's the charm, might get it right this cycle

@Efi oh they're not quite that bad, they only do that for the first century or so

As I said, bugger all help in the short term but they'll get there eventually

Or wipe themselves out in nuclear fire, one of the two

@Efi the good part is that you can convince humanity that it's wrong about something

The bad part is that it takes bloody ages and is absolutely no help in the short term

@Efi fair point

But once humanity has a bee in its bonnet it eventually ends up either actually or effectively being reality

@Efi it's not in the slightest how it should be, but it's how I'd see humanity dealing with a vast land of the dead

@Efi Yes it's separate, we'd call them ghosts, humanity has a hard enough time considering people as people let alone ghosts, and millennia of case law

@blackle@dev.glitch.social I think they look like a Claude

@vantablack it was a simpler time

Arguments up the pub lasted much longer due to the lack of real time fact checking

It was still possible to get lost

Selfies weren't anywhere near as much of a thing

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