Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Bring back cybre-looking phones that fold and flip and have weird shapes and physical keyboards

It's incredibly ironic that the "muh freeze peach" types get their knickers in such a massive twist every time someone tells them to fuck off and/or shut the fuck up

@synthgal Hi Boota!

@squirrel big pointy teefs!

Hey @blackle@dev.glitch.social

How many ARM cores did you want again?

http://cluster.bitscope.com/

@turbodragon pls no

@turbodragon oh god

please don't let him see this idea

the world doesn't want or need an adam sandler cryptocurrency movie

@squirrel you know you're tempting fate with calling it "stable" right?

@squirrel doodles are good

maple doodles are even better

Okay, why the hell are .moe domains a thing?

They seem to be used only by arseholes and I can't find any reason for them to be a thing

@squirrel *pets and adds octopus noises*

@squirrel @noelle *hugs beepy and boopy friends*

@noelle @squirrel BOOPY FRIEND!

@squirrel blubby friend likes beepy friend

@squirrel blubbbbb

@squirrel morple (morning maple)

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net you could probably have shortened that CW to just "ESR", the rest is implied