Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@blackle@dev.glitch.social currywurst is awesome any time, döner are awesome when drunk
cheers is Prost!
if you ask for water at a restaurant you'll get the sparkling kind
@blackle@dev.glitch.social because the NRO don't know how to drive
@mawr a distinct upgrade from the vengabus
@blackle@dev.glitch.social oh god, a plushie cuddly alien from alien
@blackle@dev.glitch.social hmm... that's a fair bit cheaper than those plans to build a hotel in space
Probably a lot less plush though
Okay, that's the VPN upgraded
We're running on strongswan now
@chosafine@instance.business break up with the sun
I have it on good authority he's an ultrabastard
@Elizafox Woo! Well done!
nuclear war
For any of you Americans who want to be properly scared shitless by the concept of nuclear war, Threads is going to be available on DVD and Blu-Ray in the US soon
@Elizafox there's a citation needed episode about him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4og8wG8VQWM
@Elizafox He did, in later life he got polio and designed an elaborate system of pulleys and ropes that would help him out of bed
Died of strangulation from that invention
@Elizafox In France it's actually "There are decent restaurants here, what the fuck are you doing in a McDonalds?"
@chosafine@instance.business @blackle@dev.glitch.social 
does the description of some music sent via morse code also count as music?
Sam the Octopus
boosted
@squirrel besides, I have 8 arms, gotta find something to put on them
@squirrel oh you haven't seen how I get while the Baselworld exhibition is on yet 
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
