Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Look at this sheep
This sheep can not be a real creature, it's far too adorable
@noelle you jest but I actually own one of the more updated models
calculator
I really want a Curta but they're expensive
@squirrel hmm... If I plugged a keypad into you would the results end up on your eye screens or would you say them out loud?
Sam the Octopus
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@SystemDemon "almost" nothing?
Mastodon can meme anything
Sam the Octopus
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maple classic™ 
hi i made a very little thing about a very little robot https://maple.pet/maplebot.html
@squirrel aaaa that's super cute!
@craigmaloney@octodon.social ah, I love write-only memory
@soft_chomps@glitch.social @blackle@dev.glitch.social there's a fair use policy and stuff, but that's hardly ever an issue
@blackle@dev.glitch.social oh yeah, roaming charges? Not a thing in the EU
@noelle I mean, yeah, but I think you did too
@SpeedyPandora it's nice and comfy here on the linux side...
@grime_witch gary_oldman_EVERYONE.gif
GROUNDBREAKING NEW IDEA
There is a chilli emojo
Let's use that to code how hot our takes are
🌶: mild take
🌶🌶: bit of a hot take
🌶🌶🌶: hot take
🌶🌶🌶🌶: really hot take
sort of medium warmth take
Gold is a stupid material to make jewellery out of
Seriously, if someone came up to you and said "hey, let's make stuff you wear out of something that dents and scratches as soon as you look at it" you'd laugh them out of the room
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- They/Them
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
