Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@chr@cybre.space FUCK YEAH! UNDERWATER THINGS!

@kibi it's so good the goodness has filtered back from the future!

@kibi wait... using a computer for... not... trashposts?

What do these strange people do with them?

@kibi explaining masto memes from the previous week would be a zine in itself

@squirrel beep!

@squirrel pew pew?

@nonphatic yep

really

He launched his car into space while the radio in it was playing David Bowie

@impiaaa@dev.glitch.social They have the nicest seafood there too, it's Dubai 4, darling

@vantablack I'm not sure if it'll be inadmissible but it'll certainly require a concrete chain of evidence

@Elizafox HEY! It's not stealing! It's covertly borrowing for an undetermined amount of time!

@alice@elekk.xyz don't forget building custom ones!

@alice@elekk.xyz I'm pretty sure even the people who actually carry a rifle every day don't bother keeping the cleaning kit with them all day

@maplebot17@botsin.space *gives all the pets*

@squirrel aaaaaaa like a tiny high 5 every time you press a key!

@bea sharks

If you get your internet from @SuricrasiaOnline then it's included in the package

@squirrel occasionally you'd get asked questions by historians who can't find stuff in the archive but you'd know it since you were there!

@squirrel *tickles the maple*

@squirrel "Dude, you're getting assigned to the ESS Bodgit & Leggit?"

"Yeah, what's special about that one?"

"You get to hang with Maple on that ship, according to my Dad she's the best robot in the fleet!"