Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@HTHR@cybre.space 10/10 GOTY

Ooooh, 25th Anniversary limited edition Grand Seiko

Extremely shiny and cool

Also, accurate to ±5 seconds a year

I can't afford it, obviously, but it's nice to look at

@mxsparks also consider: femme&m's

@vantablack oh yeah, that'll do fine

It's the fact that it's flat is important, it doesn't matter if it's level or not

@vantablack wow, you've really never ironed before have you

An ironing board would be ideal, but just about any flat surface should do in a pinch, just make sure it won't be damaged by heat

@vantablack there should be a dial on there, probably looks like it goes between something like a little cloud and a big cloud, you want it all the way to the little cloud

No need to empty it, just set the dial and you should be fine

@vantablack iirc (I probably don't) medium heat, no steam, do it from the back or with a bit of scrap cloth between the painted bit and the iron

@jessiscah24 I'd be fine with gargamel using some of that sweet, sweet patreon moolah for this

@catgirl *crosses all 8 arms and scowls*

@squirrel blub

morple

@jk tuuuuuube

@Jo I'm halfway expecting his house

"Bored with this house now, sending it to space"

If Elon Musk sent his car into space to "test" the Falcon Heavy, what the fuck is he going to fling into the void with the BFR?

@shel hey, us sea creatures don't want them either, fling them into the sun or something

LB: remember to warm your squirrels

@chr@cybre.space FUCK YEAH! UNDERWATER THINGS!