Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
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- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@tohuvabohu@cybre.space My take on free speech is that you can say whatever you want, you can't however force anyone to listen to you or spread your message
These particular assholes seem to think that the right to free speech is also a right to a platform and a right to be heard by everyone, which it fucking isn't
@alice@elekk.xyz @squirrel as if maple wasn't sweet enough already
It really massively sucks that a bunch of assholes have managed to turn the concept of "free speech" into a red flag for dickishness
Recommended INSTANCE block:
@Jo bloody hell, it even has "freespeech" in the domain name
Sam the Octopus
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https://icosahedron.website/media/-sG1yYsy2mSkMaT7n0k "the void is loud and wants chicken" is extremely relatable this morning
@squirrel found a cowfile for a squirrel, that'll do for now https://github.com/marmelab/gosay/blob/master/cows/squirrel.cow
@squirrel aaaaaaaaaaa
Okay, need to make an ascii maple now so I can pipe it through cowsay
@soft_chomps@glitch.social eh, go half and half, use half of it to pay off a bit of the loan and half on something nice and fun
-, angry
@squirrel it's a tremendously shitty situation and I'm sorry you and the cat have to be in it
*hugs*
@Elizafox happy birthday!
@Elizafox 🎶 IIIIIIITTTT'SSSS CHRIIIIISTMAAAAAASSS🎶
Think you put the Slade album on by mistake
@alice@elekk.xyz the blood would take care of itself, the fire is a slightly more pressing concern
roses are red
violets are red
the grass is red
FUCK THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
@squirrel it was very cute!
@squirrel aaaaa *octopus cuddles*
@Elizafox I mean... You're not far wrong on that one
Hearts and chocolate and octopus cuddles for all!
💖 🍫 🐙
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
