Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel I... fucking hell that would have been useful for me to know before now

I am bad at code

@squirrel on a visit to the mooooooon

because it's made of cheeeeeeese

@squirrel I'm not sure how to be a "curator" but organising a bunch of stuff is something I can do

@squirrel experimental speech synthesising maplebot!

My mother isn't great with computers and signing up for accounts and stuff

So she uses my ebay account and tells me when something needs to be paid for

This has been going on for a while and the "suggested items" feature on ebay is incredibly confused at this point

@Terxbor The Swiss as it happens

But I am assuming French involvement

@squirrel if it means anything I usually have a lot more fun here when you're around

@squirrel no, don't be, that probably came across as more glib than I intended

@squirrel mine was just a jokey way of saying I'm giving you attention *pets*

@squirrel *wheels over large wheelbarrow full of attention*

@squirrel *wiggles about shiftily*

@squirrel you'll always be the first and only maple as far as I'm concerned

@HTHR@cybre.space I'll have you know that time is very real and it's a cube

@squirrel has to be a cheeseburger

because CHEEEEEEEEESE

We should bring back cloaks as fashionable outerwear

Basically I just want to wear a blanket around all day

@jk what? Of course not! That would be silly!

It's 1 unit per step

The ISO can go fuck itself

I don't care that ISO 3103 is their internationally recognised way of making tea, THE MILK GOES IN FUCKING LAST

@squirrel *gives tea and brushes*

@Elizafox *swishes it round the glass*

nope, that's definitely a liquid right there