Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@kibi @KitRedgrave@glitch.social babber comes by way of baby, but in this phrase it's mostly used as a term of endearment

bist I think comes from either saxon or german

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social @kibi Heh, yep, the fantastic thing about English dialects, go 10 miles and they'll pronounce things differently, 50 miles they'll have a few different words, 100 miles and you won't understand a word of it

@kibi @KitRedgrave@glitch.social closest I can get in written English is "alright my babber(no standard English equivalent), how bist(no standard English equivalent)"

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social @kibi form of West Country English

Translated (roughly): Hello my friend(diminutive), how are you?

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social @kibi reet me babber? ow bist?

@squirrel boop!

If Jesus was executed by guillotine, would christians wear little tiny guillotines around their necks?

@noelle @squirrel I'll rephrase to more insidiously corporate than the giant evil zaibatsus we expected

@squirrel more corporate than anyone could have expected

I want to visit this place: http://www.whoi.edu/news-release/unknown-supercolony-Adelie-Penguins-Discovered-in-Antarctica

A previously unknown penguin supercolony has been discovered on the Danger Islands

@squirrel snuggly warm plushie

@squirrel *hugs the soft squishy maple*

@squirrel soff calculator

@squirrel technically you could be called a calculator!

The softest most huggable calculator there is!

LB: Oh shit