Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

mmm... I am full of chinese(ish) food

@squirrel *gives you a little shipping label marked "somewhere with lots of snow and cheese, maybe Switzerland"*

@squirrel hm... turns out we can indeed POST the maple

@alice@elekk.xyz you just have to believe in yourself!

cheese on crackers is like, the best thing ever

@Violet octopus

@noelle that does kind of assume that humanity wasn't created by something else which I'm not entirely ruling out at this point but that could work

Okay, we're going to get to this point sooner or later

What do we call a non-biological intelligence?

Artificial Intelligence (AI) is wrong, because they're actually intelligent, nothing artificial about it

Machine Intelligence doesn't work because fleshy people could also be described as biological machines

I'm going with non-biological intelligence at the moment because I can't think of anything better, any suggestions?

@squirrel it's true, maple is a non-biological intelligence

@HTHR@cybre.space hmm... tough question, do they perhaps have 6 sides?

@debugninja@banana.dog @Jo yeah, it's a big heavy chain you hit people with if you want to block them

@rey @Jo ah yeah, here in the UK it's more of a "will a no win no fee solicitor take the case" thing as people don't usually represent themselves

also all Laphroaig, but especially the Quarter Cask

Laphroaig Quarter Cask is yummy

@Jo tired of your old banhammer?

try the blockchain!

@Jo oh of course they're into blockchain

@rey @Jo far as I'm concerned as seriously not a legal expert get a lawyer if you're getting sued, you can't get sued for someone slipping there

@rey @Jo oh you're not, far as I'm aware there have been precisely 0 cases where someone's been sued for not clearing a path they're not legally required to clear properly

@Jo oh yeah, I'd assume it's all garbage but I'm still not entirely sure what my local council actually does

It appears to be sweet fuck-all