Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@masklayer somehow I don't believe you

@bhtooefr

@squirrel *soffly boops the snoot as well*

@squirrel *soffly pets bun ears*

@syrup aw... well, if you're a super good bun and eat all your healthy food I'll give you some unhealthy food as a treat

@Siphonay@octodon.social champagne comes from champagne, if it doesn't it's either called the specific term for that variety, or sparkling wine

@bea surprisingly yes by the looks of the feed on the about page

Speaking of stupid ideas built on the masto codebase, turns out counter.social still exists

Thought that would have died already

@Elizafox it's the fact that they slapped a cryptocurrency ICO thing on it

That makes it inherently funny

@kibi @KitRedgrave@glitch.social rich old white dude, yes

But that's not even the start of it, look him up, he's an... "interesting" character

macaffee fix the emojos

@squirrel @shekkiesqueaks ah, no worries

@shekkiesqueaks but if they're blocked our toots won't appear on their about page

Oh god, somebody's started posting goatse on there

That took less time than I expected

some prick: *does something all of masto can laugh at*

mastodon: OUR SHITPOSTS SHALL BLOCK OUT THE SUN

@shekkiesqueaks hey, at least this time all the fire is directed somewhere else

@tom we expected more murders rather than him launching a social network

@squirrel I mean, it couldn't be worse than what a bunch of cryptocurrency nuts post