Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel and you pl... wait, there's no way of responding to that without it being lewd

@squirrel oh don't be, scathing maple is always entertaining

@hfrazey cheers, I'm basically awake only on the power of tea at the moment

grrrglgllgl

This cold is still kicking my arse

*wobbles out of cave to look at what's going on*

nope

*wobbles back*

@masklayer oh deer, he is cute

@Elizafox I've always pronounced it "weird freaky voodoo shit"

This exists https://www.budsies.com/commissions/

Custom plushies

No minimum order quantity

@Jo oh yeah, agreed

@Jo fair point

@halcy Additionally, large parts of the internet

@masklayer well if it's called "dealing with spam" then just include a picture of the entire fediverse tooting "oats" or "squirty cream"

Building an AGI is like having a kid

So long as you do your parenting job right they're probably not going to kill you in your sleep

And you don't keep them in cages all the time either, you let them go out and experience the world

http://www.huhmagazine.co.uk/14379/elon-musk-says-ai-is-far-more-dangerous-than-nukes

Musk: "AI is far more dangerous than nukes"

Oh stop scaremongering, all the NBIs (non-biological intelligences) I've met have been lovely

@shekkiesqueaks

I have a cold that's currently kicking my arse